Andrew Haynes

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Andrew Haynes is a character featured in the game Do Not Feed the Monkeys.

Background
Andrew runs a celebrity management business called Andrew Haynes Management, which is eventually hired by singer and actress Ashley Applegate, a former child star. Although Ashley is one of his clients, Andrew expresses contempt towards her.

Contacting Andrew
Alternative, the player can contact Andrew Haynes with the contact information given. From here, the player – provided the correct information about the "sneaked photos" of "Ashley Applegate" taken by "Leslie Dooley" is available in the player's notes – can inform Andrew that Leslie is taking naked photographs of Ashley Applegate and making profit off of them. When this happens, the attic cage will be closed the following day, with yellow police tape strewn about the place, marking the attic as a crime scene. The newspaper for that day will include a story about Leslie's arrest. The player will eventually receive an autographed picture of Ashley.

Ending
If the player chooses to contacts Andrew Haynes and tells him about Leslie then the ending will reveal that, after her record sales fell – and on her agent's advice – Ashley opts for a more racy image. It is presumed that the advice came from Andrew.